Thursday, August 27, 2009

Moke

1.moke
Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities- 
Surfing 
Bodyboarding 
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray 
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling 
Driving a Lifted Pickup 
Owning a pitbull
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music 
Playing an ukulele 
Stealing shoes/slippahs 
Smoking Weed 

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.

Moke: What 'chu faka? Like scrap? 

person: Do I know you? 

Moke: Faka, you teasing me? 

person: Who the hell are you? 

Moke: psh, faka you not worth it brah. *walks away* 

person: Jeeze, he's such a moke I swear. *shakes head* 



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